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warandpeas:
“Lord Nibbles just wants to play
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warandpeas:

Lord Nibbles just wants to play

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benjiwyatt:

peraltapancakes:

benjiwyatt:

b99 au: everything is exactly the same except stephanie beatriz plays charles and joe lo truglio plays rosa

episode idea: jake gets knocked out and has some vivid dream and we get to see this for every other character. charles and rosa switch. gina is played by andre braugher. hitchcock is a responsible captain and amy is hanging with scully. the part of Amy is now played by Terry and hes flirting with Jake.

PLEASE

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ari-no-exorcist:

starlightomatic:

africanaquarian:

africanaquarian:

apparently food inspections stopped bc of the shutdown so things bout to be real fucked up for some of us

“The Food and Drug Administration has stopped routine food safety inspections of seafood, fruits, vegetables and many other foods at high risk of contamination because of the federal government’s shutdown…”

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Most companies are probably going to continue their regular food safety procedures, but a few things you can do to reduce some personal risk:

Buy hard, solid veggies and fruits (apples, melons) or ones with rinds (bananas are probably fine). Scrub the peel/rind thoroughly with soap and water before consumption.

The more solid and dense the meat, the less likely it is for contamination to spread very far. Buy your meat in solid cuts, NOT GROUND. Especially not ground chicken rn, salmonella bad.

Cook things thoroughly. Follow guidelines for the internal temperatures meat is supposed to reach and stick to those guidelines. Use a meat thermometer. Make your steaks well done for a while.

I’d stay away from shellfish as a whole if I were you. The diseases you can get from it are some of the nastier ones. No sushi for a while, too. If you have fish, make sure it was frozen following anti-parasitic guidelines and cook thoroughly.

AVOID LEAFY GREENS. This is where we’ve been seeing the most outbreaks lately, so be very careful.

The pregnant, elderly, immunocompromised, and the very young are the ones most at risk in an outbreak. If you are in one of these groups, be extremely cautious and avoid soft cheeses and prepackaged deli meats. Check on friends and family in these groups. Report symptoms of foodborne illness to a doctor so they can report to the state health depts that are still running.

Even with these in mind, remember that most outbreaks of foodborne illness are due to things like improper cooking and storage. Stay safe out there, folks 💙

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Anonymous asked: He keeps snacks for when that t-hunger hits

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

wizardscience:

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

theperksofneurodivergency:

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

You joke, but Marty McFly is irrefutably trans.

- friends with a disgraced scientist for “no reason” (hormones)

- wears, like, forty goddamn shirts (titties)

- nobody calls him Marty; everybody just says McFly

- I’m trans and I say so.

It also means his mother din’t name him after her weird crush in high school

Marty McFly went back in time and seduced his mom into making his chosen name his birth name, and I don’t blame him. Paperwork’s a bitch.

can you imagine meeting a hot boy as a teenager and then 30 years later your trans son changes his name to the weird crushes name and also looks exactly like him

We don’t have to imagine ryan they made a movie about it

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bunjywunjy:

ilovemusicalyy:

off to see the world

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zsnes:

Bible version: a king lusts after another man’s wife

Veggie Tales version: a king wants another man’s rubber duck

Bible version: threat of genocide

Veggie Tales version: threat of banishment to the island of perpetual tickling

Bible version: since they won’t bow down before an idol, the king has them burned alive

Veggie Tales version: since they won’t bow down before a chocolate bunny, the manager has them burned alive

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lil-sorbet:
“ ave-aria:
“ whitepeopletwitter:
“It happened again
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Tony Hawk could enter a ‘Tony Hawk lookalike contest’ and end up in last place.
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lil-sorbet:

ave-aria:

whitepeopletwitter:

It happened again

Tony Hawk could enter a ‘Tony Hawk lookalike contest’ and end up in last place.

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fernlom:

qt-parker:

eyeb0nez:

Here is my future comic idea about the social media in a short comic
and this is the first look of the characters designed by me yeet♥
I gotta look at the feedback if it is good, If you are interested in this idea, I’ll start making a comic about them^^

i like this humanization because it makes the sites into the ages they really are, not into some weird sexy anime characters! I wonder what else could be included- PayPal is 20 years old for instance, SoundCloud is 13 (same age as Spotify, twins maybe?), Pandora is 19 (the oldest of the music sites), Google is 20, and Bing is 9! It’s hilarious to think about this nine year old trying to compete against an adult, although it’s not uncommon in the real world.


I love this

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danktoday:
“ You’re dead to me by Professor_Jamie
“MORE MEMES” ”

danktoday:

You’re dead to me by Professor_Jamie

MORE MEMES

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